ROTM: "I know I shouldn't have done it, but I couldn't resist…"

[locked from Torchwood and jacks_jack]

I know I shouldn't have done it, but I couldn't resist, and who can blame me. After all, I spend my existence leading others astray and guiding them down the path of temptation. Why should I not, occasionally, fall to the same desires? It is so enjoyable after all, to do something that you know you should not.

Like the time I kidnapped K'Tanya's lovely mother. Purely selfish motives there, I can assure you. And then there was that time, after I killed her for trying to escape, that I kept K'Tanya within my very good care. I shouldn't have, I was far too busy of a demon, but how could I resist such an adoring child?

But that was not the time I had in mind. It happened once I set my plans in motion for getting the Rift opened. Everything was going along so smoothly. Toshiko was busy trying to find a way to pass on the formula for the Rift coordinates back to her colleagues in the future and Harkness was suitably distracted by the original. It was then I decided to push things along a little more. I know it probably wasn't necessary, but I just couldn't resist on putting myself with them to hear how they were getting along. I knew that Captain Harkness had a girl, her name was Nancy, as she had been in the Ritz before, and it was quite obvious that she felt a lot more for him than he did for her.

So, as they sat down for a nice drink and a chat, I just happened to assume Nancy's likeness and ingratiated myself upon them. Of course, they soon made it clear that I/she was not wanted, or at least the original did, Harkness (to my surprise) was quite polite. And he did put a wonderful finishing touch to my little game, by insisting that the original come kiss me/her goodbye.

So romantic!

I just can't help myself sometimes, my dears.